To Me

I went to a place I had never been before. To me. That place was faceless and regarded me with no expression. While I sat and ate my lunch I watched me reverberate with health and wellbeing. How do I know that I am me? That is the central question. Who would I ask? The me meister? Maybe there is a website that has the answer. I looked but was distracted by my email.

I went to me, and found myself. There I am and there I be. I think this is a rip off of doctor seus.

Bye bye

3 Little Resistant Menu Items (Pigs)

I was cruising down the road the other day and saw some tasty little darling piggies building houses! I thought to myself... how cute and tasty too!. I just was sooo hungry and there weren't any vegan restaurants around that have gluten free offerings I decided to try a bit of bacon on the hoof. SO yeah I at  two little darlings.... buts little bacon britches has a house made out of bricks and there was no way, especially with my smoking habit, so yeah I tried the chimney and ended up getting a bit cooked myself.

That will teach me not to be so greedy.

Jack and the Beanstalk

I like how little Jack was able to climb up such a high bean stalk and get to a whole nother world. That's cool. I like the color green its a nice color. A lot of my classmates say green is their favorite color. I would like to have golden eggs for breakfast I bet that would be tasty. Either that or it would break your teeth! I think Giants are kind of mean and should try to get along better with us little peoples. I love music and so I would definitely want to keep the harp if I stole it off a giant. I just hope he wouldn't come looking for me and hear the sound and it bring him right to my house. That would suck.